enough (for now) of the photography (but thank you for your lovely comments!)
i need your help.
a week on saturday i have to wear a tshirt with a slogan on it as part of a sten do (stag/hen combined). i am praying that it won't be that sort of do (come on, you know the sort) so nothing trashy. i am going to print the tshirt myself (probably screened) next week. the slogan needs to be funny and clever (like me!), potentially sarcastic or ironic, and preferably personal to me (though i would quote a film like napoleon dynamite, or from a song). i am stunted for ideas and this is where you come in.
current suggestions are:
"a slogan"
"i do my own stunts"
both i like, but i think you can do better..
feel free to send me your suggestions (via comments here, on twitter or by email)
and i can arrange a thank you prize if it helps?

